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Okay, so sci-fi/action author Michael Z. Williamson (aka, "Mad Man Mike") came up with the great hashtag #IStandCorrected to make.. some utterly hilarious and completely inappropriate puns.  And here's my contributions - 

The most effective wizard spell is not "Ecksellvee Parabellum Hollowpointius" ‪#IStandCorrected

Contrapposto is not a militant noodle. ‪#IStandCorrected

"Haunted Attraction" doesn't imply an awkward sexual relationship with a ghost. ‪#IStandCorrected

The Hybernian Society is not in continuous war with Thulsa Doom and his Serpent Men. ‪#IStandCorrected

A meat freezer and a wood chipper are not appropriate wedding gifts. ‪#IStandCorrected

Vincent Price never starred in a porno titled, "The Abominable Dr. Vibes" #IStandCorrected

"TagaloNg" is not a language spoken by Filipino Girl Scouts. #IStandCorrected

"Battered Women" is neither a new foodstuff available at the State Fair, nor a kink involving Pancakes. #IStandCorrected

The #IceBucketChallenge is not about supporting Guantanamo Bay. #IStandCorrected

American students are not going to be taught Cockney English as part of the Common Cor, Blimey! Standards. #IStandCorrected

The most important political office in Japan is not: "Student Council President". #IStandCorrected

Tyler Perry is not responsible for a series of movies starring Medusa. #IStandCorrected

eLixir is not my one-stop online shop for all my patent medicine needs. #IStandCorrected

"MRAs" are not plastic wrapped meals for soldiers. #IStandCorrected

Having summer allergies doesn't mean I'm being oppressed by the Haytriarchy. #IStandCorrected

A person with a Screw Loose is not helped by giving them a shot of vodka in orange juice. #Mixology #IStandCorrected

An apron reading "Kiss the Cook" does not mean Gene Simmons is making me dinner. #IStandCorrected

"Of Human Bondage" stars Bette Davis, not Bettie Page. #IStandCorrected

When a woman complains, "Chivalry is dead.", she's not hinting for me to light her thatched roof on fire, steal her livestock and throw a dead animal down her well. #IStandCorrected

"Purity Balls" are not Wiccan cleansing amulets given as housewarming gifts. #IStandCorrected

The song "Peggy Sue" was not an ode to a girl with an intimidating habit involving "Marital Aids". #IStandCorrected

Heretics who did not believe in the doctrine of transubstantiation were not executed in a LollardPalooza. #IStandCorrected

"Turkish Delight" does not refer to how much fun their prison guards get to have. #IStandCorrected

An"MS relationship" does not imply you're dating a girl from Mississipi. #IStandCorrected

Special Forces don't cover their faces with a Baklava no matter how sweet a mission it is #IStandCorrected

#BeerCanChicken is not archaic gay slang for a minor who wants alcohol #IStandCorrected

Spike Lee is not a Hong Kong action director. #IStandCorrected

There is no party toy store named LMFAO Schwartz. #IStandCorrected

"The Road to Serfdom" is not a set of directions to the beach" #IStandCorrected

The "Big Johnson" line of t-shirts do not celebrate an English Playwright. #IStandCorrected

A Friend who shaves their head when you're undergoing cancer treatment is not a Chemo Sabe. #IStandCorrected

  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Wednesday the 13th
  • Reading: John Adams by David McCullough
  • Watching: The Giver
  • Playing: Brave Frontier
  • Eating: Herrs Salt & Pepper potato chips
  • Drinking: Apple Cider
Jean's TV Horror Host Meme by bar1scorpio
Jean's TV Horror Host Meme
Lacking script (convoluted plot hiccups being ironed out), I came up with this idea (while listening to Blake Smith's MonsterTalk episode on Vampira www.skeptic.com/podcasts/monst… ) for a meme- the traditional local TV Horror Movie Host!  So look up your birthday for the day of the week, then your zodiac signs, and boom!  If you like it, share your name in the comments, and let other people join in the fun!  

Fonts used - NeedleTeeth & Castle Dracustein from Chad Savage at Sinister Visions www.sinistervisions.com and Direwolf from Dan at Iconian Fonts www.iconian.com
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new.livestream.com/accounts/22… Well, okay, this event link should work.. .

Okay, might work.  But it's for the finished, as opposed to the live.

Okay, if not, search "PitW" and it should come up.  Which should also work in the future, once you're watching my channel.

I'll also be uploading this to YouTube eventually, I think, as the folks managed to keep by rambling nearly the entire time, and I might be using this platform to do more.  - 
  • Listening to: Queen
  • Reading: The Serpent's Tale by Ariana Franklin
  • Watching: Saving Mr. Banks
  • Playing: Brave Frontier
  • Eating: Red Robin's Colossus Burger
  • Drinking: Water
Hell Battle Barge by bar1scorpio
Hell Battle Barge
For Palladium Books' Rifts: Megaverse in Flames palladium-store.com/1001/produ…  This be tha big one.  Of course I'd drawnd the original on 11x17" bristol.  Lotta fiddly hatching for shading.

      "The Hell Battle Barge is designed as a landing craft that can travel over water and right onto land to bring troops, War Steeds, light vehicles and ranged weapons to bear against enemies.  While the Hell Battle Barge spends much of its time on the water, it functions as a massive hover vehicle that can double as a mobile command center.  At sea, it has the advantage of flying above rough waters and potentially damaging reefs."

Hm.. Try to make a flat bottom boat, (a barge) and make the thing look demonic as all get out too...  hence the turrets shaped like goat skulls, and horn-like structures.

Don't forget to check out my livejournal bar1scorpio.livejournal.com
My FurAffinity www.furaffinity.net/user/bar1s…
and my webcomic, Peter is the Wolf! www.peteristhewolf.com
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Okay, so sci-fi/action author Michael Z. Williamson (aka, "Mad Man Mike") came up with the great hashtag #IStandCorrected to make.. some utterly hilarious and completely inappropriate puns.  And here's my contributions - 

The most effective wizard spell is not "Ecksellvee Parabellum Hollowpointius" ‪#IStandCorrected

Contrapposto is not a militant noodle. ‪#IStandCorrected

"Haunted Attraction" doesn't imply an awkward sexual relationship with a ghost. ‪#IStandCorrected

The Hybernian Society is not in continuous war with Thulsa Doom and his Serpent Men. ‪#IStandCorrected

A meat freezer and a wood chipper are not appropriate wedding gifts. ‪#IStandCorrected

Vincent Price never starred in a porno titled, "The Abominable Dr. Vibes" #IStandCorrected

"TagaloNg" is not a language spoken by Filipino Girl Scouts. #IStandCorrected

"Battered Women" is neither a new foodstuff available at the State Fair, nor a kink involving Pancakes. #IStandCorrected

The #IceBucketChallenge is not about supporting Guantanamo Bay. #IStandCorrected

American students are not going to be taught Cockney English as part of the Common Cor, Blimey! Standards. #IStandCorrected

The most important political office in Japan is not: "Student Council President". #IStandCorrected

Tyler Perry is not responsible for a series of movies starring Medusa. #IStandCorrected

eLixir is not my one-stop online shop for all my patent medicine needs. #IStandCorrected

"MRAs" are not plastic wrapped meals for soldiers. #IStandCorrected

Having summer allergies doesn't mean I'm being oppressed by the Haytriarchy. #IStandCorrected

A person with a Screw Loose is not helped by giving them a shot of vodka in orange juice. #Mixology #IStandCorrected

An apron reading "Kiss the Cook" does not mean Gene Simmons is making me dinner. #IStandCorrected

"Of Human Bondage" stars Bette Davis, not Bettie Page. #IStandCorrected

When a woman complains, "Chivalry is dead.", she's not hinting for me to light her thatched roof on fire, steal her livestock and throw a dead animal down her well. #IStandCorrected

"Purity Balls" are not Wiccan cleansing amulets given as housewarming gifts. #IStandCorrected

The song "Peggy Sue" was not an ode to a girl with an intimidating habit involving "Marital Aids". #IStandCorrected

Heretics who did not believe in the doctrine of transubstantiation were not executed in a LollardPalooza. #IStandCorrected

"Turkish Delight" does not refer to how much fun their prison guards get to have. #IStandCorrected

An"MS relationship" does not imply you're dating a girl from Mississipi. #IStandCorrected

Special Forces don't cover their faces with a Baklava no matter how sweet a mission it is #IStandCorrected

#BeerCanChicken is not archaic gay slang for a minor who wants alcohol #IStandCorrected

Spike Lee is not a Hong Kong action director. #IStandCorrected

There is no party toy store named LMFAO Schwartz. #IStandCorrected

"The Road to Serfdom" is not a set of directions to the beach" #IStandCorrected

The "Big Johnson" line of t-shirts do not celebrate an English Playwright. #IStandCorrected

A Friend who shaves their head when you're undergoing cancer treatment is not a Chemo Sabe. #IStandCorrected

  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Wednesday the 13th
  • Reading: John Adams by David McCullough
  • Watching: The Giver
  • Playing: Brave Frontier
  • Eating: Herrs Salt & Pepper potato chips
  • Drinking: Apple Cider

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Benjamin A Rodriguez
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:iconalia1994:
Alia1994 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014
Have you read the last Jacky Faber book? I can't believe it's over.
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bar1scorpio Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Not yet, it'll be the audiobook when it's available.
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StoneMan85 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Man, I love your artwork.  especially Peter is the Wolf; it's my favorite.  I wonder, are you gonna do charcter references for your characters in the future.  But if not, are you gonna draw more covers?  I love those the most.
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Atariboy2600 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
Really love the comic on Peter.
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metal-E Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
hello, I'm metal-E, I'm a fan of "peter is the wolf" here in Latin America, I can translate it for all to enjoy here :) Please !!!! ?????
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StarWarsmaniac Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014
I think theres something wrong with the comic site. (I think you may have noticed) were in the middle of the whole "sarah, crazy assassin sister" story and then it goes to this latest bonus story about this kitsune girl! If you know why this is happening please tell me   
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bar1scorpio Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Should be because of the chapter break.  To go back in the Omake story, you'll have to click on the Omake page links.  But It's Kris that does the page programming, so it'd be his designs if there's any issues.
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StarWarsmaniac Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014
I see
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PenguinAttackStudios Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconaawplz: Thanks for the:+fav:!
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