Okay, Why Didn't any of you tell me THIS existed last year, when I coulda used it?!? (Still can use it, but still...

I mean, all last summer, it was Anaconda this, Anaconda that, (No Treble) and THIS existed?
This video has everything that music needs. 
Shredding Guitars... 
Flowing Hair...
Flower Crowns... 
CRAB BATTLES!