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Okay, so sci-fi/action author Michael Z. Williamson (aka, "Mad Man Mike") came up with the great hashtag #IStandCorrected to make.. some utterly hilarious and completely inappropriate puns. And here's my contributions -
The most effective wizard spell is not "Ecksellvee Parabellum Hollowpointius" #IStandCorrected
Contrapposto is not a militant noodle. #IStandCorrected
"Haunted Attraction" doesn't imply an awkward sexual relationship with a ghost. #IStandCorrected
The Hybernian Society is not in continuous war with Thulsa Doom and his Serpent Men. #IStandCorrected
A meat freezer and a wood chipper are not appropriate wedding gifts. #IStandCorrected
Vincent Price never starred in a porno titled, "The Abominable Dr. Vibes" #IStandCorrected
"TagaloNg" is not a language spoken by Filipino Girl Scouts. #IStandCorrected
"Battered Women" is neither a new foodstuff available at the State Fair, nor a kink involving Pancakes. #IStandCorrected
The #IceBucketChallenge is not about supporting Guantanamo Bay. #IStandCorrected
American students are not going to be taught Cockney English as part of the Common Cor, Blimey! Standards. #IStandCorrected
The most important political office in Japan is not: "Student Council President". #IStandCorrected
Tyler Perry is not responsible for a series of movies starring Medusa. #IStandCorrected
eLixir is not my one-stop online shop for all my patent medicine needs. #IStandCorrected
"MRAs" are not plastic wrapped meals for soldiers. #IStandCorrected
Having summer allergies doesn't mean I'm being oppressed by the Haytriarchy. #IStandCorrected
A person with a Screw Loose is not helped by giving them a shot of vodka in orange juice. #Mixology #IStandCorrected
An apron reading "Kiss the Cook" does not mean Gene Simmons is making me dinner. #IStandCorrected
"Of Human Bondage" stars Bette Davis, not Bettie Page. #IStandCorrected
When a woman complains, "Chivalry is dead.", she's not hinting for me to light her thatched roof on fire, steal her livestock and throw a dead animal down her well. #IStandCorrected
"Purity Balls" are not Wiccan cleansing amulets given as housewarming gifts. #IStandCorrected
The song "Peggy Sue" was not an ode to a girl with an intimidating habit involving "Marital Aids". #IStandCorrected
Heretics who did not believe in the doctrine of transubstantiation were not executed in a LollardPalooza. #IStandCorrected
"Turkish Delight" does not refer to how much fun their prison guards get to have. #IStandCorrected
An"MS relationship" does not imply you're dating a girl from Mississipi. #IStandCorrected
Special Forces don't cover their faces with a Baklava no matter how sweet a mission it is #IStandCorrected
#BeerCanChicken is not archaic gay slang for a minor who wants alcohol #IStandCorrected
Spike Lee is not a Hong Kong action director. #IStandCorrected
The most effective wizard spell is not "Ecksellvee Parabellum Hollowpointius" #IStandCorrected
Contrapposto is not a militant noodle. #IStandCorrected
"Haunted Attraction" doesn't imply an awkward sexual relationship with a ghost. #IStandCorrected
The Hybernian Society is not in continuous war with Thulsa Doom and his Serpent Men. #IStandCorrected
A meat freezer and a wood chipper are not appropriate wedding gifts. #IStandCorrected
Vincent Price never starred in a porno titled, "The Abominable Dr. Vibes" #IStandCorrected
"TagaloNg" is not a language spoken by Filipino Girl Scouts. #IStandCorrected
"Battered Women" is neither a new foodstuff available at the State Fair, nor a kink involving Pancakes. #IStandCorrected
The #IceBucketChallenge is not about supporting Guantanamo Bay. #IStandCorrected
American students are not going to be taught Cockney English as part of the Common Cor, Blimey! Standards. #IStandCorrected
The most important political office in Japan is not: "Student Council President". #IStandCorrected
Tyler Perry is not responsible for a series of movies starring Medusa. #IStandCorrected
eLixir is not my one-stop online shop for all my patent medicine needs. #IStandCorrected
"MRAs" are not plastic wrapped meals for soldiers. #IStandCorrected
Having summer allergies doesn't mean I'm being oppressed by the Haytriarchy. #IStandCorrected
A person with a Screw Loose is not helped by giving them a shot of vodka in orange juice. #Mixology #IStandCorrected
An apron reading "Kiss the Cook" does not mean Gene Simmons is making me dinner. #IStandCorrected
"Of Human Bondage" stars Bette Davis, not Bettie Page. #IStandCorrected
When a woman complains, "Chivalry is dead.", she's not hinting for me to light her thatched roof on fire, steal her livestock and throw a dead animal down her well. #IStandCorrected
"Purity Balls" are not Wiccan cleansing amulets given as housewarming gifts. #IStandCorrected
The song "Peggy Sue" was not an ode to a girl with an intimidating habit involving "Marital Aids". #IStandCorrected
Heretics who did not believe in the doctrine of transubstantiation were not executed in a LollardPalooza. #IStandCorrected
"Turkish Delight" does not refer to how much fun their prison guards get to have. #IStandCorrected
An"MS relationship" does not imply you're dating a girl from Mississipi. #IStandCorrected
Special Forces don't cover their faces with a Baklava no matter how sweet a mission it is #IStandCorrected
#BeerCanChicken is not archaic gay slang for a minor who wants alcohol #IStandCorrected
Spike Lee is not a Hong Kong action director. #IStandCorrected
There is no party toy store named LMFAO Schwartz. #IStandCorrected
"The Road to Serfdom" is not a set of directions to the beach" #IStandCorrected
The "Big Johnson" line of t-shirts do not celebrate an English Playwright. #IStandCorrected
A Friend who shaves their head when you're undergoing cancer treatment is not a Chemo Sabe. #IStandCorrected
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https://youtu.be/97Qh90i9Slw And the Indiegogo: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/horrible-halloween-haunt-coloring-book/x/4865131#/
Revisiting the Crowdfunder
This time, on IndieGogo, because I could figure out how their Add-Ons (Necessary for each bulk box of 10) work. But then I launched it a couple weeks early. Because even when I'm being smart I'm being stupid. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/horrible-halloween-haunt-coloring-book/x/4865131#/
Convention Trail thus far:
Planned convention appearances for 2021! Nerdaggeddon, Lansing, MI, Feb. 12-14 Grand Rapids Comic Con Spring Fling, Grand Rapids, MI, April 9-11 https://www.grcomiccon.com/ Frankenfest, Lansing, MI, July 10th https://www.frankenfest.com/lansing PulpFest, Pittsburgh, PA, August 18-21rst https://www.pulpfest.com I'll update and add more posts
2021: Polls Plans
https://www.patreon.com/posts/45005843 A public poll on my patreon, in case anyone's interested in input. I have 4 main ideas on where to go, these are projects that will be something I can sell, but also won't eat away too much energy from any "big-big" publishable work ideas I have going (Novels or Webcomics, etc.) The ideas will all be of limited.. well okay, I have no plans for furry or were content (Maybe a werewolf bookmark to round out a "Universal Monsters" inspired set of bookmarks.). *Sigh* as I work through these autographed editions of PitW book 2, being able to complete the current commissions listing is looking less and less likely. I'll likely be shifting back to YCHs and the like next year, just to keep things simple. Poses I can hammer out, put on sale, and then ink quickly. Not sure if I'll even do color works, as I need to focus digital editing time towards.. well, some story ideas, ideas that have been delayed for about 4 or more years. So answer the poll if
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*Facedesks at all the jokes and puns*